instead of sending people to prison we should just make them eat the little stringy things off bananas
(via assassins-twerk)
(Source: emilyjayd, via assassins-twerk)
(Source: slavarodnimbogovima, via assassins-twerk)
PETITION FOR SEBASTIAN ROCHÉ TO PLAY THE TWELFTH DOCTOR
PLEEASE
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bangays)
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
how often are you supposed to change them?
wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
the struggle
boobs
(via assassins-twerk)
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Fandoms in a Nutshell
I fell off of my chair at Supernatural and started crying with laughter at Sherlock
“WHERE’S THE FUCKING SALT?!”
“100%… Didn’t he fall off a- YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
DYING. DYING.
IM LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA
i laughed my ass off
like my laughter ejected my ass so forcefully from my body that it broke a window
and now i have to go retrieve it from the neighbor’s yard
“100%… Didn’t he fall off a- YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
I actually can’t this is the best fucking thing
I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…
Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.
Death/Rory = Brotp
OH DUDE
it was the ‘hours’ that got me the ‘hours’ since they last saw each other
When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”I’m sorry but, “you know where the sodas are”
MAKE THIS A FANFICTION
Absolute best form of superwho I’ve ever seen.
we could use firefly asses to power our cities
Sample Sample by ZEITGUISED
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
(via jaredsadalecki)
THE SECOND ONE LOOKS SO DAMN HAPPY
people don’t understand why i love rats so much. they’re so cute omg
(Source: darkvoodoo23)
